July 16, 2014

October 2001 - Classic Typo's

(1) From U.S. District Judge A. Joe Fish of Dallas, this typo from a Fifth Circuit pro se brief filed in an appeal from the U.S. District Court in Dallas in a case originally assigned to Judge Barefoot Sanders.

I, James Washington Jr., filed this case on the 23rd day of June 2000. To the Honorable Bear Feets Sandals, United States Federal Court, Dallas, Texas.

I, James Washington Jr. do not understand why the case was referred to the Honorable Paul D. Stickney, United States Magistrate Judge and the Honorable Jerry Buchmeyer, United States District Judge Case 3:01-CV-487-R.

(2) From Becky Beaver of Austin, this excerpt from a pleading filed by opposing counsel in a case Becky was involved in last year. Petitioner has repeatedly and relentlessly threatened to have Respondent committed without any means of release. Petitioner knows that Respondent is extremely venerable to such threats and Petitioner enjoins administering such threats.

(3) From E. L. Caraway of Fort Worth (Watson, Caraway, etc.), this typo in a discovery response he received from the plaintiff’s attorney in a property damage case.

An as yet undermined account representative for the Plaintiff will appear to testify to Plaintiff’s records.