March 1988 - All in a Day's Work
This one was sent to me by Tom Mills
- actually Thomas W. Mills, Jr., P.C. - of Dallas (Vial, Hamilton). He
found it in a column written for "The Champion" (a NACDL publication),
by Charles M. Sevilla
, a San Diego attorney who collects excerpts from trial transcripts destined to become "Great Moments In Courtroom History."
Q. What did you do that day, during that day?
I went out and crushed somebody's elbow that owed me some money and
then I went and kicked the door in and took care of some other people,
then I went back to the hotel, took a shower, went out and talked to a
police officer. And after I left him I went down and made a big scene at
the hot dog stand and I came back to the Gilbert Hotel because he was
getting a little bit too upset and after that, that was it. That was my
Q. When you say you created a scene at the hot dog stand, to what are you referring?
A. Well, I said I created a scene.
Q. What did you do?
A. I was checking another biker's I.Q.
Q. What did you say to the man?
A. You know, I think I forgot.
Q. You personally fought three people?
A. Well, I wouldn't look at it as fighting three people. I look at it as a good workout.
Q. How did you almost put him in the hospital?
A. I don't know - let me crush your hip bone a little bit and see what happens.
Q. You didn't do anything wrong, did you, with this man that slipped down the stairs?
A. I helped him along.