December 1993 - Who's on First?
From James D. Durham, Jr.
of Amarillo, this deposition excerpt - the questioning is by Dennis Burrows
of Lubbock - which proves without a doubt (reasonable or otherwise)
that "Abbott and Costello are alive and well in West Texas":
Q. Why did you decide to quit?
A. When or why?
Q. When? Chiou, who is on first?
We have established that you don't know when.
Q. We don't know what date or what time you decided to quit.