March 2003 - Beam Me Up, Scottie
This contribution is from Timothy K. Borchers of Seattle, Wash.
(Cozen O’Connor). It’s from the deposition of an accountant “who was
adjusting the damage claims offered by a plaintiff in a $100 million
products liability class action. The witness was asked to identify all
of the managers, staff accountants, and other employees who worked on
A. And at times, I have conferred with Marilee Hopkins, Charles Kuyk, spelled K U Y K.
Q. And you say that Kuyk?
Q. Like Captain Kirk?
A. I’d never say that to him, but he was in the Air Force.
A. If you had fun with that name, you’ll like this one. James Brown.
Q. How’s he feeling?
Mr. Anderle: I knew that he would.
Q. Okay. Who is next?
A. I’m trying to top those.