April 1985 - Some Kinda Guy
From Jessica Stettler of Dallas (Office of the City Attorney), this
deposition in a personal injury case, Jessica explains: "The deponent
[being cross examined] is a biker who drove "Blue," his Harley Davidson,
into a city curb on a Saturday night and injured himself and the girl
bartender on the back of his bike. They have mostly recovered, but I
believe Old Blue is still in a coma. The case is set for trial.
Q. But as far as my original question, you don't know of any medical
reason or any reason why your memory got worse the longer you stayed in
A. I don't know unless it was something the hospital was feeding me.
Q. Are you currently taking any medication?
A. Yes, I am.
Q. What are you taking?
A. I have never had nor will I ever have an epileptic attack, but
part of my brain is missing so the doctor for insurance purposes gives
me Dilantin because the back side of my brain is missing. Einstein only
used eight percent of his brain. What do I care if a fourth of it is
Q. Did you really lose a fourth of your brain?